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One of the sharpest thorns in the side of a stand-up comedian is traveling. Yes, it is the tiring travel between gigs that separates the real comedians from the comic pretenders.

Only last night did you find out that you have a comedy gig this Saturday night at 10 p.m. in Langston. Langston is 525 miles away. That's quite the journey.

To complicate matters, you've promised to be at your daughter's piano recital until 4 p.m. The Langston gig is worth a lot of money and will no doubt inject new life into your comedy career.

If you travel at an average speed of 55 miles an hour and leave Pepper Bluffs at 4, will you make it to Langston in time for your 10 p.m. gig?

"Sure, math enters into the world of stand-up comedy," says comic Greg Phelps. "Apart from the obvious money considerations -- travel expenses, wife, kids -- there are matters of travel and the time it takes to get from a show where I live to New York City. If I want to make it to my hotel in New York 2 hours before the show, I've got to plan ahead. That requires some concept of mathematics."